CV / Resume
Below I have a copy of both my "short and sweet" resume and my "full" CV, which you can view here on the web, download to your computer, or print directly out onto a piece of paper. You can download the resume pdf here (and my CV pdf here) or perhaps the raw LaTeX file (for my resume) (for my CV) instead if you are interested in that sort of thing.
...or if you want the long one, see below